Title: Freddy
vs Jason vs Ash
Series: Limited
Series
Publisher:
Wildstorm Comics
Creative Team:
Story: Jeff
Katz
Writer: James
Anthony Kuhoric
Artist: Jason
Craig
Colors: Thomas
Mason
Genre: Slasher,
Horror, Black Comedy
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No one seems concerned about burning alive but then Freddy's already done that. |
Before getting too deep into this review I think it’s worth noting
that this comic isn’t for everyone.
There is fiction that’s written to be universally accessible and there
is fiction written for a target audience.
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash is definitely the latter. I have a hard time imagining someone being
interested in this comic who wasn’t already a fan of one or more of the film
series. On top of that, this comic sits
firmly in the Slasher genre so it will be violent and there will be sex. If that sort of thing bothers you, you should
probably seek entertainment elsewhere.
And like a group of happy-go-lucky teens who have just encountered a
crazy old man prophesying doom…You have been warned! Enjoy.
Friday the 13th was rebooted in 2009. Nightmare on Elm Street was rebooted in
2010. And now this month the reboot of Evil
Dead has been released. Before there was
talk of reboots there was an attempt to bring all three franchises
together. Things didn’t pan out and a
film was never made but the script was able to live on in comic form. So I figured what better way to celebrate the
reboot of the Evil Dead franchise than to visit what could have been.
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I'm still waiting on that Leprechaun reboot. |
Freddy vs Jason left Jason as more or less the official
winner. Freddy was brought out from the
dream world (as is usually the case in the Nightmare on Elm Street series) at
which point Jason was eventually able to overpower him. However, at the end it’s made clear that
Freddy has still managed to survive in some capacity. Five years later the story of Freddy vs Jason
vs Ash begins. Crystal Lake is going
through a bit of a town reboot (as is usually the case in Friday the 13th
sequels). In the wake of this
redevelopment an S-mart Super Center has been constructed and is nearly ready
to open. The kids working at the new
S-Mart store are more or less the same clichés you would expect to find in a
post Scream slasher film engaging in the same clichéd dick and fart jokes. Where S-mart is, Ash is not far behind. Ash has been asked to transfer to the new
store to get it ready for its big grand opening. However things aren’t going to go too
smoothly. Jason is still at large same
as usual but now Freddy is trapped in his head and desperately wants out. Freddy’s escape requires the
Necronomicon. As you can imagine Ash
will have something to say about this.
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With S-Mart's new all Deadite staff everyday feels like Black Friday at Wal-Mart! |
The hardest thing about bringing Freddy vs Jason vs Ash to life
has to be the tone. All three movie
franchises have gone through tone revisions.
Friday the 13th has jumped back and forth between black
comedy and straight up horror. Freddy has
evolved over the years into something like a sexually charged standup
comedian. Meanwhile, in only 3 films
Ash’s character has turned from a standard frightened horror movie character
into the ultimate parody of masculinity.
To imagine the Ash from Army of Darkness fighting Freddy and Jason
requires a tone that does justice to all three characters. All three franchises have dabbled in comedy
but comedy is a varied genre unto itself.
I think Billy Madison and I Heart Huckabees are both hilarious but the
two mixed together would be a mess. This
is my main complaint with Freddy vs Jason vs Ash.
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It looks like Freddy's played knifey spoony before. |
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Later Jason and Ash had a brutal slap fight that left few survivors. |
Freddy and Jason’s worlds mesh pretty well together. I know not everyone liked Freddy vs Jason but
for me it mostly worked. However, adding
Ash to the mix is where the problems come in.
When I think back on how Ash survived the 2 films he did (I am excluding
Evil Dead because Ash isn’t really Ash until Evil Dead 2) it’s really been dumb
luck more than skill. The Deadites
seemed more content to subject Ash to Three Stooges gags rather than any real
attempt to kill him (Sam Raimi loves him some Three Stooges). It’s not a problem with those films. In Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness the
slapstick horror worked. The problem is Jason
isn’t going to playfully poke Ash in the eyes.
Freddy isn’t going to grab Ash’s nose and then slap it. Quite frankly Ash shouldn’t survive these encounters
unless he steps his game up. Yet
throughout the whole story Ash pulls the same crap as always and meanwhile
Jason and Freddy seem to dial themselves down to accommodate him. Jason will cut people in half without
stopping in one scene but in the next he’ll just throw Ash around. Freddy will slaughter most people in their
dreams without hesitation but he’ll stop and let Ash deliver a monologue.
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Nothing good can come of this. |
I have spent more time with the Evil Dead series than I have
either Freddy or Jason. With my self-proclaimed
PHD in Evil Dead (still waiting on accreditation) I noticed that James Kuhoric
recycled a fair amount of dialogue from the original trilogy. I know that the intent was to provide a nod
to what came before but I can’t help feeling that it comes off as a little
lazy. There are three instances in
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash where a spell needs to be read from the Necronomicon:
once to free/give power to Freddy, once when Freddy tries to trap Jason, and
multiple attempts to send both Freddy and Jason away. All of these spells apparently require the
same three magic words: Klattu Verata Nikto.
It was kind of funny the first time but even Evil Dead 2 had more magic
words than that. Beyond that Ash lifts
several lines verbatim from both Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness. When he’s not doing that his characterization
is a bit spotty. On the other hand Jason
and Freddy feel spot on. The move and
act just as you would expect Freddy and Jason to. Jason even has the requisite number of
bizarrely creative kills (I doubt I’ll ever look at a grocery cart the same way
again).
The art on this story was very hit or miss. There were sometimes when the art was dead on
perfect. Ash looked like Bruce Campbell,
Freddy looked like Robert Englund, and Jason looked like Ken (Guy from Freddy
vs Jason). But then other times it
looked like a mess. Rick Burchett is
listed as Storyteller on issues 3 – 6 which I assume means he worked on page
layouts. The first two issues looked
great but as the series moved on the art work started becoming more
erratic. By issue 6 the book looked like
Jason Craig was rushed for time. The
level of detail had fallen dramatically and Ash is face looked right maybe a
quarter of the time. The coloring was
however solid all the way through.
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Ash began phoning in his personal appearance during the course of the story.
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash is certainly not going to go down in comics
history as anything special but I did enjoy it.
It was fun seeing Ash take on these two modern movie monsters. I wouldn’t rush out to buy this comic but if
you see it on sale somewhere you could certainly do a lot worse. Now we just need someone to take the material
a little more seriously and get a movie made before Bruce Campbell’s too old to
handle the recoil of a boomstick. In the
meantime have fun seeing the Evil Dead reboot.
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Grade: B-